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sadademort is one of the most darling people ever, bless you friend, bless your SOUL

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Gethsemane (I Only Want To Say)

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iwilleatyourenglish:

i will always respect people who eat ass

who look at bootyholes and says “i know exactly what that’s all about and i am gonna ram my tongue in it”

that kind of bravery is not something you can just gain, that kind of bravery only comes from staring into the void and laughing

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Never trust me on parp.

sushinfood:

zankyger:

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i cant stop laughing

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dead-kun:

whenever someone tells me “it’s your fault i ship this” my heart swells with pride and purpose

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dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

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