i will always respect people who eat ass
who look at bootyholes and says “i know exactly what that’s all about and i am gonna ram my tongue in it”
that kind of bravery is not something you can just gain, that kind of bravery only comes from staring into the void and laughing
whenever someone tells me “it’s your fault i ship this” my heart swells with pride and purpose
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life