OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT
I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES
I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE
LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE
DOESNT IT LOOK NICE
DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT
TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE
HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT
WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN
WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL
The teacher gave us homework designed paper cups
I HATE AVOCADO SEASON
You absolutely need to look at this entire blog post. It’s both intimidating and inspirational.
MY NIGGA MOVED.
Children have zero sense of fear
it’s 2 kids in a toy car
idk they’re going pretty fast and that kid is pretty small
Think about how fast he snitched tho
i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
#i was rewatching brokeback mountain for no reason one day and i looked away and i heard weird noises #and i thought they were sex noises so i was like ‘oh god it’s happening already’ #and i switched back to the tab and it was just that gyllenhall dude stirrin beans that was making the sound
- the fruits of my free time. male nonon.
That awkward moment when you break the shower wall….
SURPRISE, IM GONNA BE A SUGAR RUSH RACER.
little kankri/cronus & normal kankri/cronus doodle
my favorite OTP - u-*